November -- beginning the Holiday Season Cheer |
This is a perfect time of the year, I think. I love the
chill and it's a good time to reflect on life, work, family, progress, and on
improvements to make in the next year.
November is, in my book the beginning of the Holiday Season. Caren and I are already making plans for Thanksgiving and into the Holiday
Season. We'll be busy, as usual. It'll be great fun. We hope
you too will have a great Holiday Season. |
In October, Caren, Julien and I did traditional things that
October brings each year. This year we visited a farm to have a little fun
and to get some of the farm fresh benefits of the harvest season. Julien
enjoyed a wagon ride out into the fields. There, we found a few gourds and
a couple of nicely formed pumpkins. Back at the store, we got a pie, some
fresh bread, and lots of apples.
If you have children from 18 months on up to about 5 or 6 and you will be visiting Philadelphia, or if you are already close by, consider the Please Touch Museum. You can learn more about the museum at www.pleasetouchmuseum.org. Its located at 210 North 21st Street near the Franklin Institute. Julien, Caren and I had a nice time on a Sunday morning visit. It was pay what you want day, so we got a discount. We found that the Please Touch Museum is a perfect place for toddlers! This year, we skipped a trek in search of foliage. There are a few spots around here to see foliage, but nothing like the mountains in New England and New York. As I write this month, Julien plans to participate in Halloween.
Getting Julien a costume required going to many stores. Most of them were too dark and spooky for Julien. Several just didn't have his thing. At two, he's able to say what he likes from what he doesn't like. Finding what Julien likes is sometimes not an easy task. In the case of a Halloween costume, when he'd be okay with a store, Julien didn't like the costumes. I'd given up after several attempts, figuring he'd settle for anything on Halloween eve, just to get out there in the event and the neighborhood. Then, surprisingly, a few days later, he and Caren came home, costume in hand, excitedly telling me how great it was. Hmmm, will I ever learn... or, did I already get it right? Julien unquestionably has begun to develop a sense of apprehension and fright with what's strange for him. For another example, a maintenance person came into the daycare at the gym that Julien uses. That, by itself was reason for Julien not to go to the gym the next day. He said he was afraid. Men don't usually enter the daycare and this man had a big tool belt on too. A few days later, Caren made sure to introduce Julien to Walter, the man that he'd seen previously. Julien learned that Walter "fixes" things and surprisingly, Walter still isn't okay by Julien. This is strange to me, because, Julien loves to fix things. Presently, if Julien sees Walter entering the daycare, he's unlikely to want to go back on the next day. Its a part of growing up. Other parents report similar "fright" behaviors. He's getting big, slightly over 3 feet tall. Hopefully, I'll get some pictures and descriptions into Julien's pages soon. I had a failure of that hard drive. Maybe I can rescue the pictures. Otherwise, I'll scan them eventually. Meantime, I did add lots of great material for children. Make a mental note to visit Julien's pages with the kids. |
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My investigations weren't easy to narrow
for this month, but I settled on a few topics that enthralled me in October.
Content this monthTopics: serial
killer profiling, war
and the "Axis of Evil" and, of course some humor too
Thanks for continuing to send comments and questions. I've got a few more to document... like, how to turn off the annoying Internet Explorer messages. Stay tuned for that and other FAQs as I document more of them each month. What Else?
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humor |
Mockingbird Alarm
In an unsettling development of the strange but true, natural world, recently, a mockingbird was heard perfectly mimicking a car alarm. "I heard this strange song coming from a mockingbird in a big spruce across the street from St. Luke's Hospital," bird watcher Bob Ausmus said. "After a minute or two, I realized it was one of those multi-sound car alarms -- he did the staccato one, the slowly rising one, the buzzing one. He must have picked it up from one of the BMWs in the parking lot." Ornithologists predict that the alarm song will spread to millions of birds and be handed down for centuries to come. |
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"A joke is a very serious thing. " ~ Winston
Churchill
The following is serious, strange but true, and not technically a joke either: |
A Tale of Two Winonas
A judge dismissed drug-possession charges in a case related to Winona Ryder walking into Saks armed with credit cards and dollar bills -- and the intent to not use them to their fullest buying power. That was the easy part, Winona apparently "needs" the drugs. A year later, after loading up with merchandise and leaving the upscale store wearing an unpaid elegant cream-colored coat and dress, she's on trial.
The prosecution argued Ryder's unpaid purchases were the result of a premeditated shoplifting spree. However, Geragos claims that the actress had every intention of making good on her selections -- eventually. Ryder has a credit card on file with Saks, Geragos said. On the day of her arrest, he said, his client told a store clerk to keep her account open. Filling in, he reveals that it is not an uncommon practice at stores that cater to the Hollywood elite, for stars to be billed after, not before, they walk out the door. The defense attorney also took issue with the Saks surveillance tape. Geragos said it shows Ryder doing nothing "except -- surprise! -- shopping." The first witness called to the stand, by prosecutors, was a Saks security manager. Manager, Kenneth Evans testified that he'd tagged the actress for surveillance because she entered toting a bunch of bags (four). He said he did not recognize her as Winona Ryder, movie star. In addition to putting the security cameras on her, Evans said he assigned a security guard to spy on Ryder through her dressing room door. That guard reportedly told Evans of watching the suspect cut sensor tags off items. Evans said his guards waited until Ryder was outside of the store to detain her. "I recall her saying, 'I'm sorry,'" Evans said. Evans also testified that Ryder initially claimed she was practicing for an acting gig, telling the security man, "my director directed me to shoplift in preparation for a role I am preparing." Winona's parents named her in 1971 after the small town they where living in. The court case was delayed by an injury at the court when Ryder and a bailiff were jostled making way through a crowd of reporters and camera crews following a recess. Her lawyer, Mark Geragos, told CNN's Larry King Live that the 3actress suffered "a fracture on the elbow area." Ryder spent her 31st birthday in court on Tuesday, October 29th.
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The "fun-loving" actress started a Saturday Night
Live (SNL) show by joking, telling how producer Lorne Michaels' decided to
install security cameras backstage during her rehearsals for the show.
A staged meeting between Michaels and Ryder "caught" on a security camera featured the producer checking for his wallet as he left the actress' dressing room. The season finale was advertised earlier during the week with the line, 'Winona Ryder, she'll steal your heart. She'll steal everything.' The network is probably lucky that she didn't steal the camera! How about those "Free Winona" T-shirts? Did you get one? If you'd like, check-in at the Judge Hellfire membership pages to view the latest court-humor activity of Winona and others. |
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Why Is Yawning Contagious? |
I've discovered that people yawn to equalize the pressure of
their eardrums. Finding this out, I've solved the age old question of why yawning is contagious. Undiscovered by modern science, it turns out that with pressure changes outside the eardrums, a yawning person unbalances other people's ear pressure. So, people "must" yawn to even out the universal ear pressure imbalance. |
No Matter How it May Sound... Mother Insists, Follow My Advice to the Letter! As my mother was awaiting our sister arriving from a far away adventure, she finally was exiting the plane. Mother also noticed a man directly behind her daughter. Who could miss that guy? Oddly, he was dressed in feathers with exotic markings all on his face and over his body, and he was carrying a shrunken head on a staff. Mother moved forward but before having an embrace, our sister introduced the man... as her new husband. Mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and she screamed,
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